Kazuichi Soda is my personal least favourite Danganronpa character, so I could talk here about how much I don't like him. But, if you're checking out Kazuichi's cottage, there's a fair chance you're a fan, in which case you probably don't want to hear negativity about him!

So I'm going to tell you about the weird sex dream I once had about Kazuichi instead. Is that better? It is quite possibly worse, but that's what you're getting.

Anyway! Yes. Weird sex dream about Kazuichi, a character I am not a fan of at all. In the dream, I was Mahiru Koizumi, who is one of my favourite characters in the series. (I'm really not a Mahiru/Kazuichi shipper, so I'm mystified by this.)

We were getting weirdly sexual in... a restaurant bathroom, so we were in public

BUT IT'S OKAY

WE CONCEALED OURSELVES UNDER A BLANKET, NOBODY WOULD SUSPECT A THING

(we were, I cannot stress this enough, standing up, with the blanket over our heads and bodies)

But the restaurant staff told us to get the fuck out of their restaurant! I don't understand how they saw through our clever disguise!

The end.