The two of you enter the warehouse together. You start to look around for anything useful.

Celeste hits you in the head with a mallet, killing you instantly.

Wait, did you just die? You're not supposed to be able to die! This isn't a real choose-your-own-adventure story; it's just a regular website with a choose-your-own-adventure-inspired structure! How did you even manage this???

Christ. You'd better start again, I suppose.